Last Round on the Underground
By GulfStreamBlues on Monday, June 2 2008, 19:42 - Permalink
Having
lived in the UK for awhile now, I've become pretty accustomed to scenes
of mass public drunkenness. But nothing compares to the insanity
of Saturday night's tube drinking party, when an estimated 50,000
people descended on London's circle line underground stations and
trains to hold a booze fest the night before the new London mayor's
public transport drinking ban was to go into effect.
The chaos and destruction that followed shouldn't have been surprising to anyone familiar with British drinking culture. But the complete ineptitude with which the new mayor handled the drinking ban roll-out may be just a preview of London life under a leader big on talk and short on practical solutions.
'Last
round on the underground' parties started cropping up soon after
Conservative former news personality Boris Johnson defeated
Socialist/Labour mayor Ken Livingstone in the May 1 election. Though
Johnson had made his promise to ban drinking on the tube several times
during the campaign (it was, for instance, mentioned in every debate I
watched) it seems that few people were paying attention, because when
his first big announcement after elected was that the drinking ban
would start on June 1, the public seemed to react with total shock.
But
even for people who were paying attention throughout the campaign, the
announcement was quite surprising anyway because of its timing and lack
of practical consultation. Johnson hastily announced the plan without
consulting the actual transit companies that would have to enforce it.
He allocated no extra resources toward enforcing the ban, and London
underground immediately said the ban was unenforceable in its current
state. Even more ridiculously, Johnson had decreed that the ban would
start on June 1, but because any law that would make it a criminal or
finable offense can't go into effect for a year, in the mean time all
transit workers can do if they see someone drinking on the tube is ask
them to leave. And just to add to the absurdity, the day scheduled for
the first day of the ban would fall on a Sunday, virtually guaranteeing
that the night before would see mayhem as people organized to drink on
the tube for the last time.
I received Facebook invites to several parties on the tube, such as this one,
which racked up almost 20,000 attendees. Some people just wanted to do
it as a joke, but others saw it as a real form of protest against what
was perceived as a Draconian infringement on civil liberties. Now it's
hard to make the case that people should have an inalienable right to
drink alcohol wherever they please, but at the same time most everyone
could see that this was an imaginary solution to an imaginary problem.
In my two years of living here I've never seen anyone who was actively
drinking on the tube or bus causing trouble. The people causing
problems on public transport are most likely already drunk when they
get on. So if, as Johnson insists, he is seeking to improve the quality
and safety of people's public transport journeys, it's hard to see how
the drinking ban will have a material effect. People will still be
drunk on the tube and buses, they just won't have a drink in their hand.
Of
course, even though I knew that Saturday night was bound to be a
disaster, I couldn't resist heading down to the circle line to witness
it all. My friends and I got to the circle line quite a bit earlier
than 9pm, when all the big parties were scheduled to start,
anticipating that it would get worse as the night went on. Our
prediction was definitely born out by the night's events. When we
started, things were pretty tame. People were drinking but were
well-behaved. Many people had come in various costumes, bringing signs,
party hats, streamers, balloons, etc. It was quite a jovial and festive
atmosphere. But as the evening went on, each stop on the circle line
seemed to bring in a steadily degenerating batch of troublemakers.
Before long people started rattling the windows, tearing down posters,
and vomiting everywhere. Ah, nothing says London like public vomiting.
So we high-tailed it out of there around that point and moved on to more normal Saturday night activities. By the end of the night,
50 London transport staff had been assaulted, 17 people were arrested,
six underground stations were closed and several trains were damaged
and had to be taken out of service. The chaos was so bad that the
circle line remained stricken Sunday morning, and the underground
stations looked like a riot had occurred. And in some ways one had.
Transit workers said they were "completely overwhelmed," with the level
of chaos exceeding even what the underground experiences on New Years
Eve. And of course none of the safeguards and preparations that the
network makes for New Years Eve were in place for this evening.
On Sunday, union leaders
demanded that Boris Johnson apologise to London underground staff,
saying that his complete lack on consultation and pre planning had
directly led to the chaos. Bob Crow, the general secretary for the
union, said, "Johnson should apologise personally to all those who were
assaulted and abused last night thanks to a half-baked gimmick designed
solely as a publicity stunt and without a moment's thought for the
people told to implement it. We warned that it could put our members at
greater risk of assault, but there is no comfort in being proved right
when Tube workers have been injured and abused."
Of course they
are unlikely to get such an apology from Johnson, because to do so
would put the blame for Saturday night at his doorstep. Instead, the
mayor's office will certainly want to use the event as evidence to
prove their point: that the mixture of alcohol and public transport
creates mayhem and injury that makes people less safe.
Even
though that line of reasoning gets into a chicken-or-the-egg argument
(people wouldn't ordinarily spend hours going round and round on the
circle line drinking – it's the new rule that made them do it) he's of
course right that alcohol does lead to antisocial behaviour and that in
turn leads to crime. The UK is well known for its astounding level of
public drunkenness and binge drinking, and people are growing
increasingly concerned about it. However, restrictions on the public
consumption of alcohol are rare in Europe (the only cities I know of
where you can't drink on the public transport are Madrid and Dublin),
and you don't see drunkards vomiting all over the metro systems on the
continent. Of course the continent has a very different style of
drinking than the UK. Banning drinking on the trains isn't likely to do
anything to mitigate British binge drinking, which is thoroughly
engrained into the culture. It will likely just inconvenience
law-abiding citizens who just want to enjoy a beer on their long bus or
train trip.
One
of the more unfortunate by-products of this whole thing is that the guy
who organized one of the largest of these planned Facebook parties
(pretty much by accident) is being absolutely crucified
by the Daily Mail. Out on the street just now I passed a newsstand with
the headline "Tube booze party planner is city banker" in huge letters
on the sign (these tabloid headlines here really give me a chuckle).
This guy who organized the party on Facebook is apparently a 27-year
old who works for RBS and now is likely to lose his job. If you look at
the page, you can see that at first he was thinking he would maybe get
around 50 people to sign up. But it was just his bad luck that his
ended up being the party that everybody signed up for (even though the
originally intent of his was to have a classy shindig where everyone
wore tuxedos and proved that you can be civilized and drink on the
tube). Obviously I sympathize with the guy, but at the same time,
didn't he realize how ill-advised it was to have his name as the
organizer of a 10,000-strong tube boozefest that he had no control over?
In any event, it was an interesting thing to be a part of!
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