Moscow 2009: A Eurovision Boycott?
By GulfStreamBlues on Monday, May 26 2008, 14:51 - Permalink
As yet another Eurovision comes and goes, the next day analysis
here in the UK is as predictable as the sequins, feathers and glitter
that accompany the song contest each year. Once again there is
collective hand wringing over what the contest has become, and
questioning over whether the UK should continue funding it. But as
standard as all of the British complaining over the contest has become,
there was a new starkness to the exasperation of perennial British host
Terry Wogan this year when Russia emerged the winner, as he muttered at the end of the program, "Western participants have to decide whether they want to do this again.”
For my American readers, perhaps a little explanation is in order. Eurovision
is a yearly song contest which has been held in Europe since 1956. Each
country selects a song to represent them, and they all battle it out in
the grand finale, with people all over Europe phoning in their votes to
determine the winner. The contestants could be already famous in their
given countries or they could be previously unheard of. Some famous
past winners of the competition include Abba and Celine Dion.As an admitted Europhile I love it. On one hand, the inevitable political dynamic is fascinating to watch. On the other, the complete over-the-top campness is hilarious. I had a party at my place to watch the finals Saturday night and we had a good showing, with people from nine different countries (admittedly four of them aren't in Europe!). It's actually a pretty fun thing to have a party around because you can pick a country to route for and really get into it.
Of
course the reality is that since the late 90's Eurovision has been less
about singing and more about politics. During the cold war it was only
Western Europe that participated in the contest, and it was set up so
that each country would have the same amount of voting power regardless
of its size. Until 1997 countries chose their pick by an internal jury,
but since then the winners have been chosen by televoting by the
populace.
All
of this seemed to work fairly well during the Cold War, but since the
fall of the iron curtain it's created a problem. One only needs to look
at a map of Europe to see the reason. As you go west to east on the
continent countries tend to get smaller and smaller, broken up into
balkanized entities. The break-up of the former Yugoslavia exacerbated
this. By my count there are now 12 Slavic countries participating in
the contest, each of them with the same voting power as Germany or
France. And there are now 21 former Communist Eastern European
countries participating. Logically, it makes sense that block voting
would have developed, with Slavs voting for other Slavs and Eastern
Europeans voting for their neighbours. And with each of these countries
getting 12 points to allocate, it's no wonder that the West has
calculated that under the current voting system - which has been in
place since 1975 (long before Eastern Europe entered the contest) -
Western Europe can never again win Eurovision.
Now
all of the carping over this may seem a little silly. After all, it's
just a campy song contest that most people in Western Europe don't take
too seriously any more. But there is an essential problem here. The
four Western European countries that launched the contest - Germany,
France, Spain and the UK - fund it. Because they are the ones paying
for it, it is essential that the contest maintains their interest. For
this reason, these four countries automatically make it into the finals
and don't have to participate in the semifinal runoff. But with no hope
that they can win, how much longer will audiences in these countries
keep tuning in? Within a few years, these countries could find
themselves paying for an Eastern European contest that nobody in
Western Europe watches.So it seems to me some sort of solution needs to be devised. Either Eastern Europe needs to start paying up, or the voting rules need to be changed. For their part, the contest has become incredibly popular in Eastern Europe, serving both to foster some of these new countries' emerging sense of nationhood and also making them feel a part of the European club after decades of Russian dominance. But if it were to become the exclusive domain of Eastern Europe, the contest would lose it's meaning as a pan-European showcase of unity.
A collection of music moguls and MPs today are calling
for the UK to pull out of the contest until the rules are reformed.
These calls have followed the broadcast in the UK for many years, but
Russia's win may prove a catalyst for this to actually happen.
Diplomatic relations between the UK and a resurgent and increasingly aggressive Russia are incredibly strained
at the moment, and it may be more than the Brits can stomach to have to
sit through a Putin-controlled Eurovision contest in Moscow next year. I think a British friend at my party summed it up after seeing Russia win when he remarked, "Guess this means more military parades."The prospect of a bankrolling country not participating next year would be dire news indeed for the Eurovision organisers. It will be interesting to see how this develops.
Comments
It is all completely true. Eurovision has, today , become nothing more than a dishonest display of international flattery which can especially be seen within the ex Yugoslav republic. Perhaps its because I am a Croatian citizen so I have an insiders view on the subject , but its the same story every year - eurovision has became a way of showing neighbouring countries that their relationship is a good one in which all past events and political disagreements have been forgotten....
What a great article! I couldn't have put it better myself. I have been to Eurovision in 1998, 2002,3,4,6,7 and 2008 so i'm a huge fan but enough is enough. It's time to leave it to the eastern "europeans" to scratch each others backs. Maybe if nobody watches next year the BBC will HAVE to do something. Terry Wogan has the right idea but I don't think he should quit- just withdraw until the rules are changed.
Well, Spain this year have sent an actor, not a singer, whose main intention was to laugh at Esc. People in Spain thought that, since Spanish songs , however good they are, rarely get good results at the festival., if we send a joke, something to laugh at the esc, like a cartoon, we will get bad results anyway, but at least, we will laugh and enjoy it. This character, Rodolfo Chikilicuatre, has become very popular in Spain, and the rates have been higher than ever (14 million people watching the show). So, I think all Eastern European countries should do the same as Spain, as a way of protest.
This article is so good that I couldn't resist adding a comment. I am 34 years old and I watch Eurovision since ..I remember myself. I am Greek and even though my country has some "fixed friends" in the contest, I am really fed up with the situation. So, I absolutely agree that something has to be done definitely. And if this has to do with different "voting power" depending on the country, I have no problem at all. I just cannot imagine how can this be arranged... I mean depending on money contribution, population or what?? Nothing seems to me fair enough!!! I wish a fair enough solution will be found soon!!
Well, yes and no. Last year there was a big complaint from Western Europe, as Eastern Europe took all the top-places.
Well, last year only two Western countries had good entries: Finland and Ireland. (On the other hand, these two countries should gave got a lot more votes)
All the good songs were from Eastern Europe. My own favourite last year was Bulgaria (one of the best song in the ESC ever), and Serbia won with a good song.
My message last year was that Westren Europe should not complain when sending such bad songs.
This year the songs from Western Europe were far better.
Norway was best, and could have / should have won in my opinion. Norway ended 5. Other Western Euorpean entries got far more votes this year, and it seemed more fair.
Still, the good songs came from Eastern Europe. Albania, Georgia, Serbia....
Good songs from Western Europe from Norway, Portugal, Belgium, San Marino.
BUT: Russia got a whole lot of undeserved points in my view. Russia was far from the best entry. They won, thanks to a lot of Eastern European votes.
So whether there still is a problem or not.....
Had Armenia or Ukraine won, I am not sure if we would have this discussion. They were good entries.
Entries from Germany, France, UK and Spain were in my view pathetic. Really bad. How can they expect to win with such poor entries? Take it seriously, -send a good song, and you will get your points. Maybe even win.
Zappa, I definitly agree that the better songs have been coming from Eastern Europe. Last year, for instance, I thought both Serbia and Ukraine's entries were very good, for different reasons, and deserved to be where they are. And I agree that had Ukraine won this year it wouldn't have caused the kind of uproar it has in Western Europe, because they were quite good. But Russia's entry was so egriously bad that the whole thing just looked absurd.
And of course you're right that Spain Ireland and France's entries this year were intentional 'FU' jokes, and the UK's was just not very good (but certainly didn't deserve last!). It does seem like an endless cycle the contest has gotten itself into here: Western Europe won't bother fielding good entries because they think it's impossible for them to win, and then they don't win because they've fielded bad entries, and they cite this as evidence for why they can never win, so they field bad entries.To be fair, Eurovision was always more about politics than it was about music - that's what makes it so fun and unique! But when it ceases to be a real 'contest' of any kind - for Western Europe at least - it's inevitable that countries will lose interest in participating.
Are you serious?? Have you heard the UK entry?? The Belgian song?? Come on now guys... the songs from western union were pathetic... crap! What about 1997 and 1998 when UK win and come 2nd in 1998??? Sent songs like these and then YES you will win!!! There are bloc this year the bloc of exsoviet union was too strong but First you have to sent GOOD SONGS!
euro, that is more or less what we are saying. ??
UK was bad. I liked the Belgian song though. I found it amusing.
From Western Europe, Norway and Portugal were good. And may I add: Belgium and San Marino. But they didn't make it to the final, though.
From Eastern Europe, there were many good entries: Albania, Georgia, Serbia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Hungary, and others. BUT NOT RUSSIA! I found the Russian entry boring and pompous, overly dramatic. Not good at all. How could it win? Well, I have to accept it did, I just wonder why. Was it politics? It couldn't have been the song itself. Or?
I dont know why "the big 4" keep sending bad songs, and then complain about the result afterwards. As you say, if i.e. UK would send a song the same quality as they did in 1997, they would win. Again.
So euro, I think we actually agree a long way (except when it comes to Belgium though).
What songs did you like from the West and from the East this year?
@ zappa, are you really serious? french entry was fantastic, one of the most popular musics and so funny withouth being a joke....it deserved a much higher position....also portugal (which actually got a 2nd position in the semifinal and just 13th in the final)
Appart... last year irish entry was last... and finish entry was 17th so I don't know what are you saying...
Actually last year the only "western european country" to have a more or less good position was greece (7th).
Here in Spain every year the comentator of the contest tell us the highest poits before the spokespeople says them... it gives us something to think....
Russia and Ukraine did well because their singers are very well known in eastern Europe and Russian song was not all bad and was predicted a high placing for ages!
Also remember in east europe cultures are similar, languages are similar and artists are usually well-known in neighbourly countries!
I know, why not let in asian countries, russia isn't European nor other countries in the list, this way we'll totally eliminate the Eastern European Bloc vote.
euro, the uk should have got some points, why did more crap songs from spain, Bosnia etc get higher points? Obviously from your point of view they were 1st class songs eh? All the songs from eastern were excellent? I think not!
josh, the Spanish song was crap, the Bosnian song was good.
The British song would have been good 20 years ago, but not today. He was a good singer, but the song was totally anonymous. There were both good and bad songs from both the West and the East.
I think this wouldn't even have been discussed if someone else than Russia had won. Why? Because the Russian song were far from the best song, -which makes you speculate if this perhaps was politics.
My ranking: 1: Norway, 2: Albania, 3: Portugal, 4: Georgia, 5: Serbia.
2 West countries and 3 East. Best was west. Or; West was best.
Does anyone really care about this farcical parade of starry-eyed, bacofoil clad goat herders?
The UK watches this competition, and laughs!
Great article! I am 33 and I have watched Eurovision since ever and as far as I remember Eurovision contest always have a bit of a political touch to it. However, in the last few years this has become more obvious, making the contest tremendously predictable. There is a need to review the voting process in order to make it more balanced.
There were good entries this year from both East and West European countries and the Greek entry was very close to winning. However, Russia won and in my opinion more than a 15 position for Russia is far too much.
I am glad to see that there are people who actually understood what Spain was doing sending Rodolfo Chikilicuatre. Yes, laugh at it, as however good our songs are Spain never gets many votes. The times of Masiel and Julio Iglesias are long time gone.
Talking about politics and with all my respect for Sir Terry Wogan, I found his comments about Franco's secret services out of context...but then again as he didn't get the Spanish sense of humor, I might be missing a bit of the English one!
In any case, Eurovision is an extraordinary contest where all the European countries get together to celebrate their diversity and as it has been proven over the last few years what they also have in common.
Let’s not get bitter over a defeat and I hope to have ‘London calling’ again next year!
ESC-crap!!!!
Most of you guys are just full of crap and dont know a thing....!!! (Sorry for my langauge)!!!
This "so-called-problem" is easy to explain!!! It´s simply a matter of taste...!!!!
First of all: I agree that the big 4 needs to send better songs....no doubt! Their entries are just too embarrasing!!! (Come on UK, Germany, France and Spain!!)
Nevertheless......western Europe sends just as good songs as the east!!! But the taste is different!!!! And I am glad we all have different tastes!!! Otherwise this would be sooooooooo boring!!!!!!!
I did not find Russias winning strange at all...they deserved it!!! Just as much as Serbias winning last year!!!!
The voting has always been a thing for discussion.....this is no "news"....!!!! Of course we all hope for the best song to win......but which song is that??? My favorite....or your favorite...?????
At the bottom line......we all need to send our best songs....then we will all be a winner!!!!!
Good luck to everyone next year in Moscow!!!!!:-)))))
ESC-crap!!!!
Most of you guys are just full of crap and dont know a thing....!!! (Sorry for my langauge)!!!
This "so-called-problem" is easy to explain!!! It´s simply a matter of taste...!!!!
First of all: I agree that the big 4 needs to send better songs....no doubt! Their entries are just too embarrasing!!! (Come on UK, Germany, France and Spain!!)
Nevertheless......western Europe sends just as good songs as the east!!! But the taste is different!!!! And I am glad we all have different tastes!!! Otherwise this would be sooooooooo boring!!!!!!!
I did not find Russias winning strange at all...they deserved it!!! Just as much as Serbias winning last year!!!!
The voting has always been a thing for discussion.....this is no "news"....!!!! Of course we all hope for the best song to win......but which song is that??? My favorite....or your favorite...?????
At the bottom line......we all need to send our best songs....then we will all be a winner!!!!!
Good luck to everyone next year in Moscow!!!!!:-)))))